Just give me that Magnavox Odyssey before I pound you!
The Irate Gamer
Yeah, right, pal, these things cost over a hundred bucks on eBay. So, get lost.
[slams the door
Hey, don't you close that door on me. You get back out here and fight like a man, you overgrown piece of crap!
[emerging from his room
What! What you call me?
[the Evil Gamer stammers and then runs off