Wingin' It (TV Series)

To Serge with Love (2011)

Dylan Everett: Carl Montclaire

Quotes 

• Carl Montclaire : [after Porter magically gives himself swimming feet]  I'd like to see you play basketball in those! Although you'd probably still hit more free throws than me.

• Serge Del Vechio : She takes my breath away.

  Carl Montclaire : [out of breath after running]  Mine too.

• Carl Montclaire : Serge! Uh, look, about last night...

  Serge Del Vechio : You mean the night I was invited to dinner, and then you flirted with my girlfriend!

  Carl Montclaire : She's not actually your girlfriend.

  Serge Del Vechio : Says you.

  Carl Montclaire : The point is, Bianca was just... uh... uh, showing me wrestling moves!

  Serge Del Vechio : A wrestling move? How stupid do you think I am?

  Carl Montclaire : Let's stick to one subject at a time.