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Amsterdam Heavy (2011)

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A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.






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Credited cast:
Martin Keele
Monique Lander
Russian girl
Ron de Groen ...
Japan Johnny
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Don Alphonso ...
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Dr. Maria Bouer (as Megan Elizabeth Gaber)
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A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis


Revenge means never having to say you're sorry



Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for violence, language, sexuality/nudity and some drug use | See all certifications »


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Release Date:

4 September 2012 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Amsterdam Heavy - Jetzt wird's verdammt ernst  »

Box Office


€500,000 (estimated)

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Technical Specs


Sound Mix:

(Dolby 5.1)


Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Did You Know?


A lap dance (like Monique performs in the movie) is not usually offered anywhere in the Red Light District, but rather a typical American form of erotic entertainment. See more »

Crazy Credits

One of the last lines in the closing credits is a disclaimer stating "No Dutch persons were harmed in the making of this motion picture." See more »


Featured in Shownieuws: Amsterdam Heavy in Cannes (2011) See more »


Nothing 2 Lose
Performed by Ray Slijngaard and Anita Doth
Written & composed by Ray Slijngaard, Anita Doth & Robert Jan van der Toorn
Published by Rayvano Music/Warner Chapell/Peppermint Jam/Universal Music
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So bad, it's (almost) good again! Well, entertaining at least. For all the wrong reasons.
17 December 2013 | by (Amsterdam, NL) – See all my reviews

Although just about everything about this film is bad, it's doesn't necessarily harm the viewing experience. The struggling actors evoke sympathy rather than pity, the story allows for a nice game of plot hole bingo and the editing gives you a change to see what actors are doing while they wait for their cue! Every fight has people falling too early or waiting for the punch, every dialogue has moments where you can just see the attention slowly move from one actor to the other... wait for it... and there's the next line!

It's not often you see a bad guy with a lisp, or a Mexican standoff on bikes. The English speaking Dutch being played by Dutch speaking English (yes, that's our accent, deal with it) give the whole thing an absurdistic feel, and the fight scene where the former techno-house band The Party Animals suddenly show up is so superfluous it made me look up how to spell superfluous.

Which makes one wonder, it's strange how a film with so many redundant appearances of professional K1/kickbox/cage fighters can have such horribly choreographed fight scenes. But it does.

Really the only plus of the entire movie is Monique (Alison Carroll), with an actual British accent (thank God!) and a surprisingly convincing Tomb Raider appearance. If there were any rumours about actual actors in this film, it must've been about her. Other than that, the most desperate bunch of Dutch third rate actors has been summoned up, topped off by a (short) surprise appearance of Holland's most smirking comedian: Jörgen Raymann. You'll love it!

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