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Amsterdam Heavy (2011)

Video  -  Action  -  4 September 2012 (USA)
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A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.

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A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.

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Revenge means never having to say you're sorry

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Rated R for violence, language, sexuality/nudity and some drug use | See all certifications »
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4 September 2012 (USA)  »

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Amsterdam Heavy - Jetzt wird's verdammt ernst  »

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€500,000 (estimated)
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A lap dance (like Monique performs in the movie) is not usually offered anywhere in the Red Light District, but rather a typical American form of erotic entertainment. See more »

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One of the last lines in the closing credits is a disclaimer stating "No Dutch persons were harmed in the making of this motion picture." See more »

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Terrible movie
23 September 2011 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

No acting, no plot, no direction, no decent music and completely unrealistic hollow characters.

This movie was so stupid and unrealistic a brain dead comatose patient could have come up with a better movie.

How could anyone seriously give this a 10 star rating unless they were a paid shill for the movie.

When I saw the trailer for this movie I thought great a T&A action flick with some women kicking butt. God was the trailer ever misleading. The 30 second trailer I watched pretty much played the better scenes. You could literally fall asleep to this terrible movie and wake up near the end and still think to yourself when will this finally end already!

I will be honest I did try and watch the movie twice in case I misunderstood but I found myself fast forwarding the majority of the movie the second time and eventually got bored. Thank goodness I only paid $2 for this lousy movie from the Wal-Mart junk movie bin where they toss all the bad movies. At least the DVD makes a good over-priced coaster for my beer mug or pop cans.


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