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Amsterdam Heavy (2011)

Video  -  Action  -  4 September 2012 (USA)
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A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.

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A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.

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Revenge means never having to say you're sorry

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Rated R for violence, language, sexuality/nudity and some drug use | See all certifications »
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Amsterdam Heavy - Jetzt wird's verdammt ernst  »

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€500,000 (estimated)
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Jörgen Raymann, who plays Dr. Sunil in the Thai segment, is a very well known Dutch comedian and television host. See more »

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One of the last lines in the closing credits is a disclaimer stating "No Dutch persons were harmed in the making of this motion picture." See more »

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Referenced in Midnight Movie Review: Amsterdam Heavy (2011) See more »

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Inhumane, do not ever watch if you value your life and happiness.
24 September 2011 | by (Netherlands) – See all my reviews

I am Dutch, but his product makes me ashamed. It is really really bad. Everything. The dialog....bad as it is, its made worse cos the 99% dutch cast cannot talk decent English. Guess there was no money for a decent language coach. The story is non existent, the acting is lame , the talent is zero , the camera work is just awful, the fighting is lame as never seen before and the few special effects that are real simple they managed to f..k up. It feels like kids aged 10-12 made this movie. MYGOD worst movie in a long time. Makes the SF channel-b flicks look like masterpieces. I like all kinds of movies , even bad ones, meaning if they are real bad / funny bad, you know what I mean, I can see the fun of that, but this one is just inhumane. Funny everyone who gave this a good review only reviewed thís title, no other reviews lol. So they made their accounts especially to give this a good review , yeah right. Definitely in on the deal. Shame on everyone involved.


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