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Amsterdam Heavy (2011)

Video  -  Action  -  4 September 2012 (USA)
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A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.

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Monique Lander
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Zoe
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Agent Van Beek
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Mimi
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JD
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Paradise Island Club Owner
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Alistair Overeem
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A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.

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Revenge means never having to say you're sorry

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Rated R for violence, language, sexuality/nudity and some drug use | See all certifications »
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4 September 2012 (USA)  »

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Amsterdam Heavy - Jetzt wird's verdammt ernst  »

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€500,000 (estimated)
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Trivia

A lap dance (like Monique performs in the movie) is not usually offered anywhere in the Red Light District, but rather a typical American form of erotic entertainment. See more »

Crazy Credits

One of the last lines in the closing credits is a disclaimer stating "No Dutch persons were harmed in the making of this motion picture." See more »

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Featured in Shownieuws: Amsterdam Heavy in Cannes (2011) See more »

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Nothing 2 Lose
Performed by Ray Slijngaard and Anita Doth
Written & composed by Ray Slijngaard, Anita Doth & Robert Jan van der Toorn
Published by Rayvano Music/Warner Chapell/Peppermint Jam/Universal Music
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Two Thumbs Down.
19 September 2011 | by (Jordan) – See all my reviews

One of the worst movie I saw in my entire life. In the Middle East they make better movies with a lower budget. There is no story Acting is very bad actually it's hopeless case . Even children between 5 and eight can act better in a movie. I was shocked to see a movie this bad in 2011 . The production is bad the music is terrible the special effects is very very bad . I have no idea how they came up with this idea to make a movie this bad. If they give awards for bad movies I think this movie should get the first prize. Even Michael Madsen who was a good actor in the past of course in my opinion he should be ashamed of himself to act in movies this bad. I saw a few movies lately by Madsen he really sucks . So in my opinion stay away from watching this movie because you are going to waste an hour or so from your precious life .


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