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Amsterdam Heavy (2011)

Video  -  Action  -  4 September 2012 (USA)
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A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.

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A mysterious gangster goes on the rampage in Amsterdam, stopping at nothing to uncover those who have betrayed him. Now it is up to CIA Agent Martin Keele, to stop him.

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Revenge means never having to say you're sorry

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Rated R for violence, language, sexuality/nudity and some drug use | See all certifications »
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Amsterdam Heavy - Jetzt wird's verdammt ernst  »

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A lap dance (like Monique performs in the movie) is not usually offered anywhere in the Red Light District, but rather a typical American form of erotic entertainment. See more »

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One of the last lines in the closing credits is a disclaimer stating "No Dutch persons were harmed in the making of this motion picture." See more »

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The only unforgivable sin in a martial arts movie
22 September 2011 | by (New York) – See all my reviews

When I watch movies about big, angry, bald men who beat up everyone else in the movie, I'm willing to overlook a lot of things: plot, characterization, acting, SFX, etc. All I really ask for is good fight choreography and stunts. Unfortunately, this movie really sucks in that department. Also, the director really isn't very good at directing action scenes, either, so they end up being rather boring. As if all that isn't enough, the movie constantly resorts to filler in order to pad the run-time -- half of the scenes take place in strip clubs. I guess if you're a teenage male, that might be a potential positive, but I don't understand why you'd sit through this bad movie just to see a few breasts when you've got access to the internet.

You're better off just re-watching old Bruce Lee movies. As an added bonus, you generally get much better plot and acting, too.


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