The Only Way Is Essex (2010– ) |
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| Denise Van Outen | ... |
Voiceover
(97 episodes, 2010-2013)
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Samantha Faiers | ... |
Herself
(95 episodes, 2010-2013)
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James Argent | ... |
Himself
(93 episodes, 2010-2013)
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Jessica Wright | ... |
Herself
(91 episodes, 2010-2013)
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Joey Essex | ... |
Himself
(85 episodes, 2011-2013)
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Lucy Mecklenburgh | ... |
Herself
(84 episodes, 2010-2013)
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Gemma Collins | ... |
Herself
(84 episodes, 2011-2013)
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Billie Faiers | ... |
Herself
(80 episodes, 2010-2013)
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Chloe Simms | ... |
Herself
(80 episodes, 2011-2013)
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Lauren Pope | ... |
Herself
(78 episodes, 2010-2013)
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| Lydia Bright | ... |
Herself
(77 episodes, 2010-2012)
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Mario Falcone | ... |
Himself
(67 episodes, 2011-2013)
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Lauren Goodger | ... |
Herself
(66 episodes, 2010-2012)
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Patricia Brooker | ... |
Herself
(62 episodes, 2010-2013)
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Frankie Essex | ... |
Herself
(60 episodes, 2011-2013)
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Kirk Norcross | ... |
Himself
(58 episodes, 2010-2013)
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James Bennewith | ... |
Himself
(57 episodes, 2011-2013)
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Carol Wright | ... |
Herself
(56 episodes, 2011-2013)
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Mick Norcross | ... |
Himself
(53 episodes, 2011-2013)
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Billi Mucklow | ... |
Herself
(49 episodes, 2011-2013)
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Cara Kilbey | ... |
Herself
(49 episodes, 2011-2012)
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Debbie Douglas | ... |
Herself
(48 episodes, 2011-2013)
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Bobby Cole Norris | ... |
Himself
(48 episodes, 2012-2013)
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Charlie King | ... |
Himself
(47 episodes, 2012-2013)
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Chris Drake | ... |
Himself
(45 episodes, 2012-2013)
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Tom Pearce | ... |
Himself
(45 episodes, 2012-2013)
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Ricky Rayment | ... |
Himself
(44 episodes, 2012-2013)
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| Mark Wright | ... |
Himself
(42 episodes, 2010-2012)
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I literally do not know where to start.
The fact that this travesty of a "show"(?) is called "entertainment" makes my stomach turn. I certainly got no entertainment out of watching the pitifully inane lives of these imbeciles, it just got me so mad I wanted to destroy every TV in existence. The supposed hook of this series is that it is funny because these people are so stupid. No. This level of idiocy just makes me lose faith in humanity and the media. And any sentient being in the universe. There should be a 0/10 marking made, JUST for this show, because "awful" doesn't do The Only Way Is Essex justice. To be honest, I can't think of word to describe it. The most intelligent thing you will see on The Only Way Is Essex is the opening sequence. Beyond that, it is a wasteland.
Ironically, "The Only Way Is Up" is used as the theme song. Oh, the irony. Up is way north of where this show is headed.
In short, watching The Only Way Is Essex will: fill you with insatiable rage, make you want to purge the world of TV's to save the world from it, make you give up on life, then lower your IQ.
You have been warned.