Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers (2010)
Ryan Stiles: Dr. Herb Melnick
Quotes
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Dr. Herb Melnick : So, Chris, what are you up to these days?
Chris Makelroy : Not a lot. After Lyndsey threw me out, I lost my job, started drinking heavily and I just found out I have a lump on my groin.
Dr. Herb Melnick : Bad place for a lump.
Charlie Harper : Tell me a good place.
Dr. Herb Melnick : Somebody else's groin.
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Charlie Harper : You'd really be willing to risk your marriage over a cute, young babysitter?
Dr. Herb Melnick : I certainly wouldn't risk it over a fat, ugly one.
Charlie Harper : Can't argue with that.