Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers (2010)

Jon Cryer: Alan Harper

Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : [Inspecting the charred remains of Lyndsey and Alan's house]  Honestly, I don't see why you can't live here!

  Alan Harper : You're kidding right? There's no roof!

  Charlie Harper : Wear a hat!