Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers (2010)

Judd Nelson: Chris Mackelroy

Quotes 

• Dr. Herb Melnick : So, Chris, what are you up to these days?

  Chris Makelroy : Not a lot. After Lyndsey threw me out, I lost my job, started drinking heavily and I just found out I have a lump on my groin.

  Dr. Herb Melnick : Bad place for a lump.

  Charlie Harper : Tell me a good place.

  Dr. Herb Melnick : Somebody else's groin.