Aaron Hotchner: [Garcia has bought the team new computer tablets] Garcia, not that I don't appreciate your efforts, but where exactly did the funding for these come from?
Penelope Garcia: I did a thing.
Aaron Hotchner: A thing?
Penelope Garcia: Best not talk about the thing.
Aaron Hotchner: Has Stephanie Wilson's father arrived?
Sheriff Jeff Salters: He's waiting in the conference room. He's pretty messed up about the whole thing.
Aaron Hotchner: That's understandable.
Sheriff Jeff Salters: I just don't get it. You know how many strippers and prostitutes I saw get beaten up and raped when I worked the city? Sometimes it's like they're asking for it.
Aaron Hotchner: Nobody asks for this, Sheriff.
Sheriff Jeff Salters: Not consciously, anyway. Shall we go in?
Aaron Hotchner: I think I'll speak to him alone.
Sheriff Jeff Salters: Look, I call it like I see it.
Aaron Hotchner: These women are victims of heinous crimes. I won't have you judging them in front of their families.
Sheriff Jeff Salters: And I won't have you telling me how to run my show. The governor may have requested your help, but this is my case.
Aaron Hotchner: It's not a show. It is your case. And you can watch from the outside.
Aaron Hotchner: [voiceover] "The herds seek out the great, not for their sake, but for their influence; and the great welcome them, out of vanity or need." ~~ Napoleon Bonaparte
Emily Prentiss: Whoa!
Penelope Garcia: Welcome to the 21st century.
Emily Prentiss: Yay, technology.
Penelope Garcia: Behold. Everyone has a new tablet.
Dr. Spencer Reid: [frowning] We've gone paperless?
Penelope Garcia: Fear not, doctor of the Dark Ages. I went old school for your anti-technology quirk. Paper files, hard copy photos. But the abacus is your responsibility.