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Release Date:
28 September 2010 (USA) See more »
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In the end The truth Will be Revealed
Plot:
An XXX parody based on James Cameron's 'Avatar'. | Add synopsis »
Awards:
1 win & 7 nominations See more »
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Porno crap sets back 3-D about 60 years See more (1 total) »

Cast

  (in credits order)
Chris Johnson ... Jake

Misty Stone ... Neytiri
Nicki Hunter ... Grace

Evan Stone ... Quaritch
Danica Dillon ... Trudy (as Danica Dillan)

Lexington Steele ... Tsu'tey

Chanel Preston ... Mo'at

Juelz Ventura ... Human Slave

Dale DaBone ... Scientist
Eric Swiss ... Norm

Danny Wylde ... Scientist
Alec Knight ... Eytukan
Ellis Malmgren ... Soldier
Jaxon Fogg ... Soldier
Peter Pecker ... Soldier
Riccardo Robinson ... Soldier
Adolfo ... Soldier
Jasmine Byrne ... Avatar (as Jasmine)
Marc Star ... Soldier

Directed by
Axel Braun 
 
Writing credits
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Marc Star 

Produced by
Drew Rose .... producer
 
Cinematography by
Axel Braun (videography)
 
Film Editing by
Axel Braun 
Claudia Ross 
 
Set Decoration by
XXX Ray 
 
Costume Design by
Jeanne Jackson 
 
Makeup Department
2-Ply .... makeup artist
Lee Garland .... makeup artist
Jennifer Larsen .... wigs
 
Production Management
Katherine Cobi .... production manager
 
Art Department
Drew Rose .... set designer
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Mandizzy .... grip (as Mandizzle)
Dr. Philgood .... gaffer
Marc Star .... stills
 

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129 min
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While 3-D adult movies have been made as far back as the 1970s, this 1080p Blu-ray feature is claimed to be the first adult movie made specifically for 3-D televisions.See more »
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Referenced in This Ain't Fox News XXX (2011) (V)See more »

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2 out of 6 people found the following review useful.
Porno crap sets back 3-D about 60 years, 14 February 2011
Author: lor_ from New York, New York

Axel Braun, the hack who cranks out video parodies/ripoffs (STAR TREK is one of his worst) like sausage, perpetrated this AVATAR clone with a special added detraction: incompetent 3-D photography. The video comes with an extra disk in 2-D, which is necessary in this case.

Handling his own camera, Braun lives up to his moniker: no brains, all brawn. The nearly static camera approach is tedious in the extreme, but poor lighting renders most of the dull action difficult to watch and an instant eyes-strainer.

Like his STAR TREK effort, this isn't funny or amusing at all, merely imitation. It isn't flattering to James Cameron because it is so poorly done. Braun has a lot to answer for: he even had the temerity to cast Randy Spears as David Letterman (man, what an insult all around) in one of his ephemeral Sarah Palin cash-ins.

Evan Stone, a hambone who undiscriminating porn fans (or is it shills?) have elevated to some sort of acting pantheon status, is terrible in his lame imitation of Stephen Lang's gung-ho colonel in the original film. Beyond that, the video's only achievement is to have nearly adequate makeup to simulate the 10-ft.-tall avatars in strictly live action, blue-painted form, rather than CGI. It's cheaper.

Lexington Steele shows up with his massive member in a final orgy, but the absence of any closeups (Braun couldn't figure out how to shoot a 3-D closeup in focus evidently) wastes the "big cocks in 3-D" potential of this junker -I guess the vintage gay porn movie HEAVY EQUIPMENT was the best attempt at that kink. Female cast is not attractive, with or without gobs of makeup applications; even Nikki Hunter, who looked fine in a video ALICE I saw recently (not listed in IMDb at all for some reason) is unarousing here.

This one is strictly for rainy day masochists; a true masochist would opt for quality vintage porn from Phil Prince or Joe Davian.

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