- Kiki: What are you doing?
- Bib: I am designing our new menu.
- Kiki: What's that book?
- Bib: This? This, Kiki, is my new bible.
- [Holds up Shay Marshall's cook book 'The Shay Way']
- Kiki: Wow. Its much nicer than my mum's bible. Hers doesn't have any pictures. Just a boring cross on the front. Is that Jesus?
- Bib: J- Jesus? Kiki, how many photos have you ever seen of jesus?
- Kiki: Loads.
- Bib: [annoyed] Loads?
- Kiki: Yea, Christmas cards, the signs outside the church.
- Bib: [more annoyed] Photos?
- Kiki: I think they're photos.
- Bib: Kiki, you know who that is dont you? He just landed outside on the lawn in a big pink helicopter... Its got his name written right there!
- Kiki: [reading slowly] Shay Mar-shall.
- Bib: Ay, there we go. There we are, got there in the end didn't we?
- Kiki: [takes a bite of a sandwich] Why's he on a bible?
- Bib: Somebody kill me.
- Skoose: I'll do it.