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Wayne Gretzky (no relation) is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off ... See full summary »
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Chris Keller / Mary Lipinsky
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Wayne Gretzky
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Arthur Levine
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Fred Green
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Tom Slansky
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Ted Keller
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Samantha
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Janet
Frankie Levangie ...
Kyle
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Jared
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Mel (as Renny Richmond)
Jason Celaya ...
Gregor
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Ludmila Pelikhova (as Masha Kirilenko)
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Barry Pearson (as Benjamin Garvis)
Leanna Pareja ...
Carly
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Wayne Gretzky (no relation) is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine (Gary Cole). Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real. Written by Anonymous

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Drive a stake through the heart
21 October 2013 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

I don't know what I expected from this. The vampire genre has been dying for a long time and after the Twilight Sagas and the True bloods have urinated on the grave even the comedy vampire can be laid to rest after this turgid effort. Few laughs and terrible performances (I can't call it acting as there wasn't any in the whole sorry piece - even the usually excellent Gary Cole is phoning it in here) from an entirely charisma free cast. I watched this while lying in bed due to a bad knee injury - I can assure you the pain of my knee ligaments snapping was preferable to being put through this again. Still others out there might like it.


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