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You Don't Choose Your Family (2011)

On ne choisit pas sa famille (original title)
Alex wants to adopt a charming 5-year old little girl Miley, who lives in Thailand. But according to the laws of this country adoptive parents need to be a registered couple. Alex inciting ... See full summary »

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César Borgnoli
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Docteur Luix
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Kim
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Alex
Michel Vuillermoz ...
Jean-Paul (as Michel Vuillermoz de la Comédie Française)
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Maily
Hélène Patarot ...
La mère supérieure
Anna Gaylor ...
La mère de César
Caroline Anglade ...
Coralie, la coiffeuse
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Simon Astier ...
Hervé
Rodolphe Congé ...
Bruno
Annie Savarin ...
Irène
Olivier Till ...
L'huissier
Nathalie Kanoui ...
Gwen
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Alex wants to adopt a charming 5-year old little girl Miley, who lives in Thailand. But according to the laws of this country adoptive parents need to be a registered couple. Alex inciting his brother, César Borgnoli, bankrupt auto dealer, a scam: he needs to go with Alex friend, Kim in Thailand, representing her husband, to pick out a girl. But it's hard to find a more diverse people than Kim and César. And Dr. Luis, guardian girl begins to suspect that something was wrong... Written by SpackJarrow

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La familia no se escoge  »

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a great comedy with 2 greats actors
25 November 2012 | by (France) – See all my reviews

this is a great movie.A great comedy with jean reno and Christian clavier on top of there game.This movie has a little of everything to have a great time.The association between those 2 actors is one of the best ever,the story is very modern and translated in a lot of emotions.The movie talks about child adoption and homosexual couples.They manage to turn the subject in a light subject and the movie was very respectful in the matter.jean reno is a great actor every scene with him is a delight and Christian clavier is so funny he is hilarious. This movie is perfect to have a good time,it,s deep and clever they should make more of those movies because they are fun movies.this is a great comedy that everybody can enjoy.jean reno is amazing is such a great actor and in this movie he is very funny.


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