House M.D. (TV Series)

Bombshells (2011)

Peter Jacobson: Dr. Chris Taub

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• Dr. Chris Taub : The kid scratched out the faces of half of his class. You don't think that's a problem?

  Dr. Eric Foreman : It's not *our* problem.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Why is it anyone's problem? I violently executed my 10th grade Geometry teacher about 5 different ways in my mind.

  Martha Masters : I didn't want to kill anybody. I just wanted to torture them slowly in my basement - preferably with acid. Guys... ever think what you might do to House?

  Dr. Chris Taub : [the elevator opens. The team gets in the elevator. Slight pause]  Maybe it's no big deal.

  Dr. Robert Chase : Unless it is. Somebody shot House.

• Martha Masters : Good for you. You could've just assumed he was a drug dealer, but instead you took his word for it. It's nice to finally see someone have a little faith in humanity.

  Dr. Chris Taub : Why would you do that?

• Dr. Chris Taub : So I should call the cops?

  Martha Masters : Of course, over-identification with the subject could skew the calculation towards being over-protective, or alternatively...

  Dr. Chris Taub : You suck at this!

  Martha Masters : ...Hate the statistics, not the statisician.