House participates in a school's Career Day and breaks a few rules by sharing explicit medical stories. Waiting outside the principal's office, he meets two fifth-grade students who assess House's relationship woes and try to help him understand how his selfish antics get in the way of showing Cuddy how he really feels. Written by
Did You Know?
House: That's what she said! Referencing The Office, where the expression has become the catchphrase of Michael Scott (Steve Carrell). It's an abbreviated version of a similar British phrase, "said the actress to the bishop," and used when referring to a sexual entendre. See more
Masters comments that the patient's roommates were Computer Science majors and theorizes that they may have been fabricating computer chips. Computer Science majors write software; many have never touched the inside of a computer. See more
Dr. Gregory House
Who put sand in her vagina?
References Mad Men