Buckle up, everybody. The quicker I scare the wits out of you, the sooner I can be home, cozy in my bed. Unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.
Oh! Oh! Pick me, pick me! I have a scary story!
This isn't the one about you getting trapped in the petting zoo again, is it? 'Cause that's not scary.
Actually, if you look at it with *my* perspective...
Hey, guess what, Pinocchio, no one cares! Get ready to send these jokers home, Shrek, 'cause I've got a doozy, and it's all true! Ahem. ...
Welcome to Duloc (creepy reprise)
Music by Mike Himelstein
Lyrics by Gary Trousdale
and Sean Bishop
Performed by Patty Cornell
and Susan Fitzer See more