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Taintlight (2009)

Video  -  Comedy  -  17 November 2009 (USA)
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Riding the lofty coattails of the international tween sensation, TAINTLIGHT is the tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar.

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Credited cast:
Jesse Ames ...
Veronica
Andrew Baltes ...
Rathbone & Mime
Miranda Bonetwig ...
Rosalis
Billy Garberina ...
Tobius & Raoul
Jesse Green ...
Razor
Meredith Host ...
Stella
Kurt Indovina ...
Edgar
Jason McCall ...
T-Bone
Chris Seaver ...
Jock de Queaf
Jessica Stephens ...
Jessey
Josh Suire ...
Leo's Twin Brother
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Riding the lofty coattails of the international tween sensation, TAINTLIGHT is the tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar.

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Worst spoof movie ever!
17 June 2011 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This movie was by far the worst spoof movie I have ever seen. I read the other two reviews and I honestly have no idea what was so funny about this movie. I love spoof movies, they're silly and crack me up with laughter but this movie, Taintlight, was just plain bad. The acting was terrible, the dad's character was funny in a sense that it was all in bad taste, and the story line... just bad. I skipped forward twice in this movie as the terrible scenes just drag on. It honestly was torture to watch and I just couldn't take it. I tried to watch it, I really did, I even waited for the vampires to show up in hopes that maybe it would pick up but it didn't. All the same execrable scenes left much to be desired. I wanted to laugh when I clicked play but all I got was a headache from rolling my eyes so often. Don't watch this movie if you have an intelligent sense of humor. What a waste of my time this movie turned out to be. Stupidity in it's finest form.


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