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Taintlight (2009)

Not Rated | | Comedy | Video 17 November 2009
Riding the lofty coattails of the international tween sensation, TAINTLIGHT is the tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar.

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Meredith Host ...
Stella
Kurt Indovina ...
Edgar
Jesse Green ...
Razor
Billy Garberina ...
Tobius & Raoul
Jesse Ames ...
Veronica
Miranda Bonetwig ...
Rosalis
Andrew Baltes ...
Rathbone & Mime
Jason McCall ...
T-Bone
Jessica Stephens ...
Jessey
Chris Seaver ...
Jock de Queaf
Josh Suire ...
Leo's Twin Brother
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Riding the lofty coattails of the international tween sensation, TAINTLIGHT is the tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar.

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Not Rated
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Still better than Twilight
22 November 2011 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

If you are looking for a Mel Brooks quality spoof, just keep looking. This is not for you. This movie is filled with toilet humor, bad jokes, and terrible acting. That being said, it does accomplish it objective of spoofing even more terrible source material and I think some of the bad acting is actually a spoof of the cast of Twilight. I found it to be enjoyable if you are capable of overlooking the low budget limitations. It looks like a bunch of buddies shot it on their mom's camcorder, but there were some good laughs in there. If you don't have the patience for unpolished independent films, I would suggest Vampire's Suck instead. I would still much rather watch Taintlight a thousand more times than watch another Twilight movie.


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