Taintlight (Video 2009)When lovely young Stella strikes up a romance with pale, brooding vampire Edgar Mullens, the couple must navigate the treacherous waters of human-undead love and fend off the amorous ... See full synopsis » Director:Chris SeaverWriter:Chris Seaver |
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Veronica
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Rathbone & Mime
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Rosalis
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Edgar
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Jock de Queaf
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Jessey
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Leo's Twin Brother
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When lovely young Stella strikes up a romance with pale, brooding vampire Edgar Mullens, the couple must navigate the treacherous waters of human-undead love and fend off the amorous advances of a werewolf named Jack... See full synopsis »
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17 November 2009 (USA) See more »Company Credits
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If you are looking for a Mel Brooks quality spoof, just keep looking. This is not for you. This movie is filled with toilet humor, bad jokes, and terrible acting. That being said, it does accomplish it objective of spoofing even more terrible source material and I think some of the bad acting is actually a spoof of the cast of Twilight. I found it to be enjoyable if you are capable of overlooking the low budget limitations. It looks like a bunch of buddies shot it on their mom's camcorder, but there were some good laughs in there. If you don't have the patience for unpolished independent films, I would suggest Vampire's Suck instead. I would still much rather watch Taintlight a thousand more times than watch another Twilight movie.