- Nathan Ford: Let's go steal the Department of Defence.
- Parker: Isn't that treason?
- Nathan Ford: We'll give it back.
- Chapman: You said you don't like guns.
- Eliot Spencer: I don't.
- [drills him full of holes]
- Eliot Spencer: Never said I couldn't use 'em.
- Eliot Spencer: We're out of our league, Nate. Every one of Moreau's men has innocent blood on their hands. Every one of 'em. Every one of 'em... are worse than me. You think you know what I've done? The worst thing I ever did in my entire life I did for Damien Moreau. And I... I'll never be clean of that.
- Parker: What did you do?
- Eliot Spencer: Don't ask me that, Parker. Because if you ask me, I'll tell you. So please don't ask me.
- Nathan Ford: The one thing I've learned over the past three years is that, well, the only thing more ruthless than a criminal is a politician trying to save his own ass.
- Alec Hardison: We got to get on that freight car.
- Parker: I have an idea.
- Sophie Devereaux: Am I gonna hate it?
- Parker: No. But he is.
- Nathan Ford: I just delivered proof of your crimes to the police.
- Damian Moreau: You don't have any proof.
- Nathan Ford: You're right - we're framing you.
- Alec Hardison: [he and Parker have found the Ram's Horn] Okay, this thing's bolted to the ground for transportation.
- Parker: Yeah, so much for stealing it.
- Alec Hardison: Parker, that access panel. Can you get that open?
- Parker: You got an idea?
- Alec Hardison: Yeah.
- Parker: Am I gonna hate it?
- Alec Hardison: No, but I am.
- Parker: [Being swung back and forth in the backseat] Who taught you how to drive?
- Sophie Devereaux: A taxi driver in Istanbul.
- Parker: I like it!
- Nathan Ford: [Talking about Sophie's character] Please Do Not Antagonize her!
- General Elias Atherton: [Scoffing] She's another Anti-war local hack! I can handle her.
- Nathan Ford: Uh, No, No, No. She's an angry Ex-Schoolteacher with subpoena power. She will make your life Hell. Trust me.