- [with a little nail polish and makeup the scratch on the shoe is expunged]
- James Diamond: Ha! It's perfect!
- Logan Mitchell: And it's gonna stay that way till Sheikh Moneybags arrives in an hour and we cash in on these overpriced poo stompers.
- Carlos Garcia: You'll never win, because whenever injustice rears its ugly head, the masses will rise.
- [first lines]
- Reginald Bitters: Well, looks like things are hopping at the Palm Woods. Carlos is hitting the vending machines for his favorite snack. Hey, James and Logan are checkin' out those $500 custom sneakers everyone's talkin' about, and Kendall couldn't be more excited about hitting the zoo with his sweetheart, Jo.
- Kendall Knight: Do ya mind?
- Reginald Bitters: Do YOU mind? I'm trying to break into the voiceover business. I am perfecting my craft.
- Gustavo Rocque: Do you have any photos of you and Jo, like, makin' out or somethin'?
- Kendall Knight: What? So you can put 'em in a magazine to get publicity for Big Time Rush?
- Kelly Wainwright: We were thinking Internet.
- Gustavo Rocque: [whispers] Internet.
- Kendall Knight: Sorry. I don't have any photos of me and Jo makin' out - "or SOMETHING."
- Gustavo Rocque, Kelly Wainwright: Can you get us some?
- Kendall Knight: No!
- [an ad campaign announcing Jo dating co-star Jett distresses Jo]
- Jo Taylor: What if I fake break up with him?
- Amy: Do that and fans will sympathize with Jett. Your popularity will plummet, forcing us to kill you off in some sort of bizarre cheerleading accident.
- Jett Stetson: And, Jo, have you ever really taken a good look at Kendall's face?