Pennhurst (2012)Director:Michael Rooker |
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Pennhurst (2012)Director:Michael Rooker |
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| Haylie Duff | ... |
Megan
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| Beverley Mitchell | ... |
Sarah
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| Michael Rooker | ... |
Dount Shop Employee
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| Amanda Dunn | ... |
Jesse
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| J. LaRose | ... |
Willard
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Robb Pruitt | ... |
Elden
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| Jimmy Palumbo | ... |
Scott
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| Michael McKiddy | ... |
Badger
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| Sarah Agor | ... |
Alyssa
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Andrew Betz | ... |
Vincent
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| Marc Bicking | ... |
Electroshock Doctor
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| Aubrey Curtis | ... |
Nurse
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Max DiNatale | ... |
Legless Ghost
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| Jessica Funtenatto | ... |
Amelia
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Heather Haberman | ... |
Paranormal Investigator
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Not a found footage movie, but rather a movie based upon what's become one of the more standard found footage movie plots. What am I talking about? Only this...
Pennhurst is about a group of obnoxious teens who go to an abandoned mental hospital to screw around. While there, the most obnoxious of the bunch tells the story of a TV "ghost hunting" crew who visited that selfsame hospital and were brutally murdered. Pretty standard, yes? No! This film doesn't even try to maintain the found footage conceit. Badly chosen music, meant to be scary I suppose, crops up on the soundtrack throughout. And speaking of scary, there ain't none. Maybe two or three scenes, all of them staring the film's director/star Michael Rooker, could be considered at all scary and then only if they were taken out of context with rest of the film.
If Pennhurst has a saving grace, it's that at least the cast looked like they were having fun shooting it. Which is good, because I doubt anyone else will enjoy it as much.