- Nathan Young: Dad? Our Dad? Why was he in the boot of your car?
- Jamie: 'Cause he's a twat!
- Nathan Young: ...I think I'm going to need a little bit more information than that.
- Nathan Young: I can advise him, teach him stuff.
- Simon Bellamy: Like what?
- Nathan Young: Like, er... Does he know how to dance?
- Simon Bellamy: Do you?
- Nathan Young: Well, I'll get lessons, 'cause that's what brothers do for each other.
- Nathan Young: You got any brothers?
- Simon Bellamy: A sister.
- Nathan Young: Is she cute? You should think about getting me and her together. Hey, man. Someone's going to. Better it be a close friend. Someone you trust to be gentle, and respectful. Me.
- Simon Bellamy: [looks revolted] She's 12!
- Nathan Young: Oh! Probably best to leave it a couple of years, then.
- Mike Young: We're not so different, you know.
- Nathan Young: We're completely different. I'm gracefully tall, you're freakishly short.
- Mike Young: Where do you get this stuff?
- Nathan Young: I don't know, it just comes to me. I have a gift.
- Shaun: Something you want to tell me?
- Nathan Young: If it's about the booze missing from the kitchen, I know nothing about that!
- Shaun: It's about you disappearing to the pub yesterday.
- Nathan Young: Oh, that.
- Shaun: Yeah.
- Nathan Young: Forget the booze, then.
- Nathan Young: Growing up in Ireland, if the priests weren't fiddling with you, you were one of the ugly kids.
- Alisha Daniels: Were you having a wank in there?
- Nathan Young: So what if I was? A man can't enjoy a quick shuffle in his own coffin? It's not like I was expectin' visitors.