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"Misfits" Episode #2.1 (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

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Nathan Young: Can we please stop killing our probation workers?

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Kelly: So if you're not dead, how come you smell so bad?

Nathan: I appear to have shat myself.

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Simon Bellamy: We should set up a password, then we can say it to each other so we know it's us.

Nathan: Monkeyslut!

Alisha: We're not having Monkeyslut as a password.

Nathan: What are the chances of that being used in a normal conversation? Kinda low, no?

Kelly: Awww, just go with it... Monkeyslut!

Nathan: [pumps fist] Yeeeaahhhh!

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Nathan: Hey, no offense. A lot of people say I'm mentally ill but obviously I'm not, because I'm over here, and you're over there... with the other crazies.

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Nathan: I'm no good at this serious girl stuff, feelings and shit. I fancy you!

Kelly: Fanks

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Nathan: Yeah so my mum opens the door and she's like 'Ahhhhh' & I'm like 'I'm Immortal!' & then fanted, face plants on the radiator. There's blood and teeth everywhere.

Kelly: Is she alright?

Nathan: Yeah, she's fine. Apart from the whole... face.

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Alisha: Er, if I was gonna suck someones cock, trust me, it wouldn't be his.

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Simon Bellamy: You expect me to tell you anything after how you've treated me? After all the names you've called me?

Nathan: What names?

Simon Bellamy: Weird kid. Panty sniffer. Virgin. Freak. Twat. Pervert. Paedophile... Melon fucker! I just want to be your friend.

Nathan: Sure, man.

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Curtis Donovan: [Nathan wakes up out of the coffin] What the fuck?

Nathan: You should see the looks on your faces. Classic! Hey guess what? I'm immortal! Can you believe this shit? I've told you I had a power. Oh, looks like they saved the best for last, huh? Immortality... that's off the A-list.

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Nathan: Uuuugh. I don't know what is going on with my guts. It's all hot-cross buns and Easter eggs when Jesus gets resurrected.

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Nathan Young: So basically... he's had a blowjob off your girlfriend, and you haven't...

Curtis Donovan: Shut up man, it wasn't her...

Nathan Young: It looked like her...

Curtis Donovan: It wasn't her...

Nathan Young: It had her mouth...

Curtis Donovan: Wasn't her brain...

Nathan Young: Who cares about her brain when your balls are resting on her chin!

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Curtis Donovan: [holding bat to Nathan's face] Say another word. I dare you. Do it!

Nathan Young: [guffaws] I didn't do anything... be angry with him.

Simon Bellamy: [stuttering] ... I-I didn't know what was happening... she-she just... and then she... before I knew it, she was...

Nathan Young: Sucking your cock!

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Nathan: The siren call of the blowjob renders all men powerless. That's how girls trick ya into marryin' them!

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