Christopher Robin hires Marshall Pooh to capture Tigger. Big League Pika Chew is the gum for baseball players seeking an electrifying performance. Cobra Commander starts his own daytime talk show. The Farto-Tuner proves that Auto-tune really can improve anything. Miley Cyrus tries to stop Justin Bieber from stealing her fanbase.
Mark Zuckerberg creates Facebook, but finds himself repeatedly sued (especially with Sean Parker involved). Survivor's immunity idol becomes a licensed product. Thor is banished to Jersey, where he parties like a god. Prince Zuko creates a job training program for Benders. Disappointed with Smallville's finale, Superman finds work in Julie Taymor's new musical.
Colter Stevens from Source Code is sent mentally back in time many times to try and prevent the destruction of the Death Star, but couldn't get the job done right. Katy Putty sings her new number entitled "Flammable" as a reminder to all stop motion-animated and puppet characters that they are merely flammable and not so special.