Four subcutaneous hair follicles on ear lobe. Check. One mole, two centimeters round on neck. Got it. Hmm. Wow! Tanker, you have seven, no, make that eight small freckles on your shoulder.
Aw, it's nothing.
Amazing. That must account for all sorts of personality traits.
Me and Syd are partners for the biology experiment. Investigating how physiology affects behavior. She thinks I'm a fascinating subject. I get to look her over next.
Ooh. Careful, big guy. You may actually find out ...