Workaholic and sleazy businessman Sam is extremely reluctant to leave New York and go to his father's funeral. When he finally arrives, it becomes apparent that his mother and girlfriend are disappointed in him for "running away" whenever times get too emotional. Soon afterwards, he discovers that his father was sleeping around with another woman, and that Sam actually has a half-sister whom he never knew existed. His father has willed her $150,000 and has left Sam with the task of getting it to her. Frankie is a bartender also wrapped up in work just like her half-brother, and she has had a bad past and has now been left with the job of being a single parent to her troublemaker son, Josh. Josh is eleven years old but curses like a sailor and constantly makes fart jokes and sex jokes, making him popular with the bad kid crowd at school, although behind the act, Josh is depressed and lonely. Now Sam has to find a way to fix the past and reunite his mom, nephew and half-sister together ... Written by
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29 June 2012 (USA)
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Also Known As:
Welcome to People
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Opening Weekend: $4,255,423
(29 June 2012)
(17 August 2012)
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Aspect Ratio: 2.35 : 1
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The screenplay for this film was featured in the 2010 Blacklist; a list of the "most liked" unmade scripts of the year. See more
When the sodium is thrown into the pool it sinks to the bottom before exploding. In reality sodium floats on water and the explosion is caused by sparks igniting the hydrogen that is formed. See more
Six Rules: 1. If you like something because you think other people are gonna like it, it's a sure bet no one will. 2. Most doors in the world are closed, so if you find one you want to get into: you damn well better have an interesting knock. 3. Everything you think is important, isn't. And everything you think is unimportant, is. 4. Don't shit where you eat. 5. Lean into it: the outcome doesn't matter. What matters is that you're there for it. 6. Never sleep with someone who has more problems ...
Referenced in Need for Speed
Written by Carlos Battey
, Steven Battey
, J.R. Rotem
(as Jonathan Rotem), John Robert Smith and Mann
(as Dijon Mann Thames)
Performed by Mann
Courtesy of The Island Def Jam Music Group
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Contains a sample of "I Can't Wait" as performed by Nu Shooz
Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp.
By arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing See more