Clinton Jones: You just know these things.
Neal Caffrey: Yeah, that's why they keep me around. You'd need some muscle, a cargo plane, and a few grand in bribe money just to get started.
Peter Burke: You would.
Neal Caffrey: And who knows what else, because I have NEVER considered stealing gems in Burma.
Neal Caffrey: Peter, you just burned a perfectly good alias!
Peter Burke: And you named me after my dog.
Neal Caffrey: Touche.
Peter Burke: Tell me about your mother.
Neal Caffrey: Not a chance.
Peter Burke: C'mon.
Neal Caffrey: Nope.
Peter Burke: Did she wear hats?
Peter Burke: Alright, look. Obviously, there's more to the story with your dad. I don't know how badly it messed with your head.
Neal Caffrey: You're right. You don't.