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(2012)

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Shelby: Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.

Josh: What the fuck is on my dick?

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Maddy: Chet, tell me you did not fire our lifeguards and replace them with... strippers.

Chet: Water-certified strippers.

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Andrew: How the hell did you buy that shotgun leg?

Deputy Fallon: With the money I saved on socks.

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[from trailer]

Deputy Fallon: Bring me my legs.

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Ashley: [referring to Shelby] She's afraid to have sex cause her slutty cousin gave birth to a flipper baby.

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Mr. Goodman: [checks how many hits his video has] Ha! Eleven million hits, take that Laughing Diarrhea Baby!

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David Hasselhoff: Holy fuck! I'm getting old.

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[Last line]

David Hasselhoff: Little ginger moron.

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Deputy Fallon: I'm not afraid of some punk ass water... I'm not afraid of some punk ass water...

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Chet: Double D's get in for free!

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Barry: [about Kyle] I don't see what he has that I don't have.

Travis: Six inches and a badge.

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Deputy Fallon: Titanium, motherfuckers. Eat this.

[starts shooting at the piranhas]

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Big Dave: Nobody munches on Big Dave's ass, bitch! ¡Adios, pescados!

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Deputy Fallon: I hate the water.

Andrew: I hate the fish!

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David Hasselhoff: Welcome to rock bottom.

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Maddy: What?

Chet: Look at us. The cop and marine biologist.

Barry: I'm sorry. That sounds like a shitty sitcom. The Cop and The Marine Biologist.

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Maddy: Barry, are you crazy? You almost lost a hand!

Barry: I had a pet frog once.

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