Piranha 3DD (2012)
Shelby: Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.
Maddy: Chet, tell me you did not fire our lifeguards and replace them with... strippers.
Chet: Water-certified strippers.
Ashley: [referring to Shelby] She's afraid to have sex cause her slutty cousin gave birth to a flipper baby.
Mr. Goodman: [checks how many hits his video has] Ha! Eleven million hits, take that Laughing Diarrhea Baby!
Big Dave: Nobody munches on Big Dave's ass, bitch! ¡Adios, pescados!
Deputy Fallon: I'm not afraid of some punk ass water... I'm not afraid of some punk ass water...
Kyle: Look at us. The cop and marine biologist.
Barry: I'm sorry. That sounds like a shitty sitcom. The Cop and The Marine Biologist.