Doctor Teddy Oh: I was thinking more about a physical injury.
Danny 'Danno' Williams: No. No. This - this guy is like a physical injury, Doc. Ten minutes after meeting him, I get shot and blasted through a window, okay? A few hours after that, he drives a car, I'm not joking, onto a deck of a Chinese Freight ship. And yes, I was in it. The car, not the ship.
Doctor Teddy Oh: He drove a car onto a boat?
Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah. He's an animal. And I sort of get the feeling that he's just getting warmed up.
Doctor Teddy Oh: Ouch.
Danny 'Danno' Williams: So how do I fix it?
Doctor Teddy Oh: You get a new partner.
Mary Ann McGarrett: A tie? Seriously?
[Steve and Mary laugh]
Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah. What is it with you people and ties?
Danny 'Danno' Williams: Wow. In stereo. That's great. Thanks.
Chin Ho Kelly: You got her to use a Miltary Recon Satellite and then you made a date?
Steve McGarrett: I'm a multi-tasker.
Chin Ho Kelly: ...Impressive.
Mary Ann McGarrett: [laugh] You know, the last time I saw you was at *mom's* funeral. I guess that's how we do family reunions. Cause I was thinking it could've been cool to have a picnic in between or something, you know?
Steve McGarrett: Picnic?
Mary Ann McGarrett: Yeah. Picnic. Something that, I don't know, normal families do.
Catherine Rollins: Yeah, look this could raise some flags.
Steve McGarrett: Classify it as an NSA request for a Black Ops Drop Box, okay? Come on, Cath. I need this.
Catherine Rollins: You know, you're like the good looking guy in high school who knows how cute he is and won't take no for an answer.
Steve McGarrett: Billy, so help me God, you answer incorrectly one more time, I gonna put those scrubs on you myself and then drop you in general population. How long do you think you'll last there?
Billy Omana: [Scoffs] You can't do that.
Steve McGarrett: [Showing his badge] This here says I can.
Chin Ho Kelly: Coming in?
Kono Kalakaua: IT's the men's room.
Chin Ho Kelly: Luxury of carrying a badge, kid. You can go anywhere.
Mary Ann McGarrett: I mean we were invisible to that man. I-I would have taken anything from him, even disappointment. Because it would've been something.
Steve McGarrett: Listen, Mare, I know this is really hard for you to accept, okay? But dad loved us. He just - didn't know how to show it, I guess.
Walton Dawkins: I watched you die.
Craig Ellers: No, you watched me passed out. The doctors said the bullet you put in me missed my vital organs.
Walton Dawkins: Well, uh, lucky me. Cause uh, now, I get to collect the money you hid from me Paul. Oh, sorry. What are you calling yourself? Craig?
Danny 'Danno' Williams: Oh yeah play basketball, it's not like we have a killer to catch or anything.
Steve McGarrett: Clocks tickin' he's our best lead.
Danny 'Danno' Williams: Okay, alright, time out, time out. You've never played basketball have you?
Steve McGarrett: I've played once or twice.
Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah, yeah I'm mean I could see that, it looked like I was watching Lebron maybe he's just this much better.
Steve McGarrett: You know what football was my sport okay.
Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah now you tell me.
Danny 'Danno' Williams: Can you just give me a second here? Can I have some space?
Danny 'Danno' Williams: Alright listen to me, you're not gonna out shoot him, so out 'D' him alright. Play it like it's football, put a body on him, steal the ball away from him, and put it in the hoop. What's he gonna do? Call a foul? We're in jail.