21 & Over (2013)
Miller: Oh, my God! Did we just kill Jeff Chang again?
Miller: Yeah, she's cute, but she's not my type.
Casey: What is your type?
Miller: Girls who want to have sex with me.
Casey: Don't ask about my sister, she's 16.
Miller: Well, yeah, but in the real world she's really like 18.
Casey: No, in the real world she's 16.
Jeff Chang: Hey, why is there a teddy bear glued to my penis?
Miller: No idea, no idea how that could have happened.
Casey: Aren't we a little too old to be doing the whole music festival thing?
Miller: I don't know, Casey, are we too old to have fun times?
Miller: Are we too old to spend a week enjoying 250 bands play seminal music of our generation? Are we too old to drop acid and make love to white chicks with dreadlocks?
Jeff Chang: I don't like dreadlocks.
Miller: Are we too old to take handfuls of ecstasy and dance around in fur, with other people in fur?
Casey: Yes! We're too old for all of those things.
Miller: I'll bet you five bucks that I fuck your sister before you fuck my sister.
Casey: I bet you five bucks that I fuck my sister before you fuck my sister.
Miller: I'll give you five bucks if you fuck your sister.
Miller: Look, JeffChang, this isn't just any birthday.OK? This is your 21st birthday.
Casey: Here we go!
Miller: This is the day that you become a man.This is the day that you get to tell every bouncer who's ever carded you,"You know what? Sure, I get it.Yes, I look like a nine-year-old Chinese girl."
Jeff Chang: What the fuck?
Miller: "But guess what?Today is my 21st fucking birthday."So, step aside and let the man come through.