The Parkie Awards: After Benson doesn't take home the award for Park Manager of the Year, the guys want to make him feel like a winner. / The Lunch Club: Rigby ruins Maellard's fancy lunch, and now he or Benson has to write a letter of resignation.
Local News Legend: Margaret really wants to host a weekly segment on the nightly local news. / Birthday Gift: Rigby always gives Mordecai the worst birthday gifts, but this year it's going to be different.
Hello China: In order to get high school credits, Rigby has to pass a foreign language class taught by Benson in China. / The Eileen Plan: Rigby doesn't think that he's smart enough for Eileen and decides to go back and finally get his high school diploma.
Crazy Fake Plan: Rigby has to create a massively crazy fake plan in order to surprise Eileen for the first time ever. / Win That Prize: Pops wants to go on his favorite game show "Win That Prize," but instead gets deeply involved in the television industry.
Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and High-Five Ghost are watching their favorite "Terrible-Horror" movie "Donut Factory Holiday". They have to get it back to the video store soon, but then they can't get it out of the VCR.
The Button: The guys have to protect a large red button from being pushed. / Favorite Shirt: Mordecai, Rigby, and High Five Ghost have to somehow get Muscle Man's favorite shirt back on him before he wakes up.