Steve Carell: [Zach starts to cry] what are you doing?
Himself - Host: [wiping his tears, referring to this segment of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis] I don't know if we should air this one
Steve Carell: I'm sorry
Himself - Host: [while crying] to be honest with you I've been struggling with the weight thing
Steve Carell: Ok I'm...
Himself - Host: [interrupts him, continues to cry] it's tough in Hollywood, they either want you to stay over weight or you want you to lose a bunch of weight
Steve Carell: you're right...
Himself - Host: [interrupts him, continues to cry] now that I've got a little bit of a career going you just want me to stay at my weight that might be unhealthy
Himself - Host: [stops crying] I don't know man, you just seem so lucky, no one ever makes fun of the great Steve Carell everybody just loves you and...
Steve Carell: [interrupts him] that's not true.
Himself - Host: well, it is true
Steve Carell: no, there's lots of things to make fun of
Himself - Host: like what
Steve Carell: [quickly thinking of a response] like I'm Italian
Steve Carell: you can make fun of that
Himself - Host: Carell's not your last name?
Steve Carell: not originally
Himself - Host: what is it? Pinocchio?
Steve Carell: [nods, realizes Zach is going to start insulting him again] ok
Himself - Host: like when you go to the beach, someone yells shark! Shark! Then they just realize it's Steve doing the back stroke
Steve Carell: when you go to the beach and swim past the buoys, do people think that there's an island there?
Himself - Host: I'm not that fat man!
Steve Carell: you are pretty...
Himself - Host: [interrupts him] no I'm not that fat
Steve Carell: you're pretty fat