- Hunter O'Herlihy: [Hands Henry the ruby] I've had that thing for 82 minutes, and you would not believe the funky luck that's gone down. And I mean that literally.
- [as he walks away, his white briefs are revealed through his torn jeans]
- Jasper Bartlett: Without looking, sitting on the lap of Greta. Sorry, I did not mean to.
- Greta: Not according Freud!