Atticus Murphy Jr.: I hear you're going through an "experimental phase" thats why I bought you this lesbian basket
Jenny Kolinsky: What the hell are you doing?
Todd Smith: No time to talk Jenny, we're on the hunt for the book which apparently has nothing to do with Lesbians.
Curtis Weaver: Get in touch with your feminine side.
Todd Smith: Dude, I'm still trying to get in touch with my masculine side.
Jimmy: Look, it's like when the tiger gets its first taste of human blood. When a girl gets her first taste of some pussy? There's no turning back
[a random girl eavesdropping on Todd and Jimmy's conversation walks out of the bathroom disgusted]
Jimmy: Yep, there's nothing better than pussy.
Britney: Come here my sexy unicorn, let me poke you with my horn!
Hannah B. Williams: Todd? Can I talk to you privately?
Hannah B. Williams: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I realize now that you're not the one for me, and I'm not the one for you. And that's ok, and I have no choice but to let you go.
Todd Smith: [confused] Huh?
Hannah B. Williams: [softly] I'm breaking up with you.
Todd Smith: [confused] I didn't even know that we were going out...
Hannah B. Williams: Okay, if denial helps you cope with the pain, then that's ok.
Hannah B. Williams: [puts Todd's hand over his heart] Heal thyself.