When a fast food promotion crosses with a plague of biblical proportions, society spins out of controls faster than you can say "white meat only." Will the world end with two sides and a biscuit? Will Huey Freeman's elaborate end-of-the-world survival plan stand up to the ultimate test? Will any of us ever get to eat fried chicken again? Written by
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The chicken franchises mentioned are parodies of well-known chicken restaurants: "Kernel's Fried Chicken"=Kentucky Fried Chicken; "Blooto's Chicken"=Popeye's; "Temple's Chicken"=Church's; "Chick-le-fait"=Chick-Fil-La. See more
President Barack Obama
Good evening. My fellow Americans, I want you to know in this time of crisis, I am personally doing everything I can to help you, and by "everything," I mean sitting here and talking to you in a calm, soothing voice. And as long as you can hear my voice, everything is going to be just fine.