- Joe: I haven't seen you since we were Over There.
- Jack Born, Himself: Yes, we were in the War, weren't we. We fought and fought and fought, but, we had to go, just the same. See he was shellshocked Over There.
- [Pointing to Elmer]
- Joe: Is that so? I didn't know that.
- Jack Born, Himself: He was hit over the head with a sack of peanuts.
- Joe: Did you go to Paris?
- Jack Born, Himself: Yes, we went to Paris. We were there a long time.
- Joe: Well, did you go to the Montmartre?
- Jack Born, Himself: Oh, yes, Cafe Montmartre. Yeah, we had a great time there. Hotsy-totsy! A big time. There was a girl there that did a dance. Yes, all she wore was three leaves. Three leaves. I didn't stay long.
- Joe: No?
- Jack Born, Himself: No, 'cause I had a leave.
- Jack Born, Himself: Then we went to Italy.
- Joe: Italy! Well, you must have had a good time there. Did you see the gondolas?
- Jack Born, Himself: Oh, yes, we had dinner with them.
- Joe: Did you visit the ruins at Pompeii?
- Jack Born, Himself: Yes.
- [Points to Elmer]
- Jack Born, Himself: He married one.
- Jack Born, Himself: He got a job at a 5 and 10 cent store.
- Joe: Well, how long did he stay there, Jack?
- Jack Born, Himself: Not very long. They fired him.
- Joe: Why, what was the trouble?
- Jack Born, Himself: Well, he couldn't remember the prices.