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"Jersey Shore" Not So Shore (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: I'll be flipping pancakes while people are punching themselves in the face.

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Vinny Guadagnino: There's a pain in my eye. I don't know what it is. I think I have sand in my eye. I got to take a Doctor's appointment and right away I'm reminiscent about getting pink-eye in Jersey.

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: I'm not ready to perform right now. I'm like a Ferrari. I'm high maintenance.

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Jenni Farley: It was Sam's idea to have this dinner. She did not contribute shit. Like, jack shit!

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Vinny Guadagnino: Oh shit! It's hard to look this fresh.

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Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D: The Situation's spending a lot of time with this girl that- she's got all the clues that lead me to believe she's a man. She was wearing something to hide that Adam's Apple. She had something on her hands. So we think the Situation might have gotten himself into a situation with a tranny over here.

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: The new phrase in Miami is if you got to think about it...

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi: -if you have to think about it...

Vinny Guadagnino: -if you have to think about it...

Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D: -if you even have to hesitate to think...

Jenni Farley: -it is!

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi: It is!

Vinny Guadagnino: It's usually a dude!

Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D: It's a tranny! Stay away!

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Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: I don't even know what I was... I must've... uh... I don't even know. Who knows, dog? I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. That's the first time, first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper, man. I'm the Situation, man!

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