Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Blanche Morton : You know, with this diet you're supposed to do bending exercises and drink lots of water.

  Gracie Allen : Yeah, well, I tried that this morning, and I kept spilling the water.

• Professor Bradford : Take the carrot, for example. It helps one to improve one's vision. As a matter of fact, it actually helps you to see in the dark.

  Gracie Allen : That's not true about carrots.

  Professor Bradford : I beg your pardon.

  Gracie Allen : They don't help to see in the dark. I took a carrot down the basement one night, and until I lit a match, I couldn't even see the carrot.