The Virginity Hit (2010)

Jacob Davich: Jacob

Quotes 

• Nicole : Do you want to take a shower with me?

  Matt : Yeah uh... see actually I'm good right now. I just actually... I took a shower.

  Jacob : [Listening in from another room with Zack and some other friends]  Come on.

  Zack : [Drops head onto arms]  I hate - I hate him.

• Zack : You just need to promise me you'll tell me one thing. Just one thing, that's all I want to know.

  Matt : I'll try. I will.

  Zack : Does she squirt?

  [Matt looks dumbfounded] 

  Zack : Did she have a geyser? 'Cause she totally looks like...

  Matt : Yeah, yeah.

  Zack : Her vagina was like Old Yeller.

  Jacob : No, not Old Yeller. Old Yeller's a dog. Yellow, you're thinking of...

  Zack : Yellowstone Park.

  Jacob : Yeah.

  Zack : Old Geyser.

  Jacob : [laughs]  No, not...

  Matt : Old Yeller. Old Yeller was the dog.

  Justin : Old Yeller is the dog.

  Matt : What's the name of the geyser?

  Zack : Old Geyser.

  Matt , Jacob , Justin : No.

  Justin : Old Face...

  Matt : Face/Off!