The Boondocks (TV Series)

Mr. Medicinal (2010)

Rob Paulsen: Announcer, Officer Douche

Quotes 

• Announcer : [Grandad is about to take Zortafrinex when a commercial comes on]  High blood pressure got you down? Ask your doctor if Zortafrinex is right for you, in clinical trials Zortafrinex was proven to lower blood pressure. Ask your doctor before taking Zortafrinex, women, pregnant women, and most men should not take Zortafrinex, known side effects include dry mouth, upset stomach, mild death, blindness, massive heart attack, difficulty breathing, and rectal fungus. Almost all men who took Zortafrinex experienced a severe loss of sexual performance, this is normal, please stop taking Zortafrinex immediately if you feel mild discomfort on or in testicals, as this can be a sign of a rare and extremely unpleasant side effect known as "total scrotal implosion"

  [Grandad gasps in horror] 

  Announcer : if "total scrotal implosion" should occur tell your doctor right away, if you cannot move or talk due the dehabiliating pain of "total scrotal implosion" please have a loved one call your doctor, there is no cure for "total scrotal implosion". Zortafrinex always the right choice!

  [Grandad throws the pills to the ground in anger]