The musical guests are Alan Price and Georgie Fame, Peter Cushing and Wilma Reading. Eric has an autograph book and Ernie reads excerpts from Charles Dickens. Peter Cushing turns up wanting to be paid.
Eric goes through his autograph book. Other sketches include 'Ernest Wise Reads Dickens', 'Eric's Mind Reading Act', 'Peter Cushing Comes Back For His Money', 'A Couple Of Swells', and 'Ernie Replaces Eric with a New Lodger'. There is music from special guests Georgie Fame & Alan Price, and Wilma Reading.—Anonymous
Ernie has written an opening song and Eric has an autograph book. Ernie reads excerpts from Charles Dickens' books. Eric retaliates with his own readings. Georgie Fame and Alan Price perform "You Are My Sunshine". Eric and Ernie try to do some mind reading. Peter Cushing turns up wanting to be paid for a show he did four years ago. They then sing and dance through "We're a Couple of Swells". Wilma Reading sings "Everybody's Talking".—jem