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(2013)

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[Agent Lucy sends Gru, completly soaked and covered with sea creatures, out of the car trunk of her spy car; from trailer]

Gru: [completly soaked; weakly] Pins and needles!

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[from trailer]

Agnes: Are you really gonna save the world?

Gru: That's right, baby! Gru's back in the game with cool cars... gadgets... and weapons!

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[from trailer]

Gru: Good night, Edith.

[gives Edith a good night kiss]

Gru: Good night, Margo.

[gives Margo a goodnight kiss, but returns]

Gru: Whoa, whoa, hold your horses. Who are you texting?

Margo: My friend Avery.

Gru: Avery!

[confused]

Gru: Huh? Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?

Margo: Does it matter?

Gru: No. No, it doesn't matter unless it's a boy!

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Agnes: I know what makes you a boy.

Gru: [turns to Agnes] Uh... You do?

Agnes: The bald head.

Gru: Oh, yes.

Agnes: [creates an imaginary line around the head of a confused Gru] It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare at it, I imagine a little chick popping out.

[imitates a chick hatchling]

Agnes: Peep-peep-peep-peep.

Gru: Good night, Agnes.

[gives Agnes a good night kiss]

Gru: Never get older.

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Gru: I have finally accepted a new job.

Margo: Oh, really?

Gru: Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world.

Edith: You're gonna be a spy?

Gru: *That's* right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! No deal!

Edith: [amazed] Awesome!

Agnes: Are you really gonna save the world?

Gru: Yes.

[puts on a pair of spy glasses]

Gru: Yes, I am.

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[from TV spot]

Jillian: Gru! It's Jillian!

Gru: [whispers; to Agnes] Tell Jillian I'm not here.

Agnes: Gru's not here!

Jillian: Are you sure?

Agnes: Yes, he just told me.

Jillian: [laughs] Agnes, where is Gru?

[Gru zips his lip]

Agnes: He's... putting on lipstick!

[Gru swings his arms wildly, making buzzing sounds]

Agnes: He's... swatting on flies!

[Gru slices his hand beneath his chin]

Agnes: He's... chopping his head off!

[Gru covers his head, groaning loudly]

Agnes: He's...

[confused]

Agnes: pooping?

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