Colby: [the third child] I've been 13 for a month now and I still don't have my power. I mean, I don't even have a villain name. My whole life, you guys have called me "Number Three."
Jake: Well, if it makes you feel any better, we also call you other things.
Vic: Don't worry, you'll get your power unless you're some freak of nature. In which case, we'll still tell you we love you. We'll just be laughing behind your back.
Jake: Don't forget about the authorities. Or the superheroes. They'd love to take us down.
Vic: Yeah, what's their problem with us anyway? I mean, aside from wanting to take over the world and annihilate anyone in our path... we're just like everybody else!
Eva: Excuse me, you almost trapped your wife in another dimension.
Vic: Well, you're always saying I never take you anywhere.