A micro-budget movie crew treks into the wilderness to shoot horror scenes for their unsellable indie-drama. They soon find themselves in the midst of their own real horror movie, as they are hunted by a large group of creatures.
Low budget filmmaker, JAYSON (Glenn Plummer) has made the movie of his dreams... but to his dismay, it can't sell in Hollywood. The distributors tell him "... you have nothing exploitative in your movie. Add some sex scenes, more violence, and maybe we'll buy your film." The distraught filmmaker approaches his neophyte, semi-psychotic producer, BRAVO (Blaine Cade) and tells him, "... put together a cast and crew... we're going to re-shoot and give them what they want!" Bravo nervously tells him, "We're out of money. " Jayson screams at him, "I don't care. Do WHATEVER you have to do!" Bravo enlists a young movie crew to follow them into the remote back woods of the Great Bear Mountains by telling them "There's no money, but when we sell this, you'll all get a big piece of the profits for your efforts... and great craft service!" Various 'B' movie actors, including stuntman BURT (Edward Hendershott), and his gorgeous wannabe actress girlfriend, ASHLEY (Linda Bella), join them as Jayson ... Written by
Cast and crew voting their own movie, AND made the storyline a freaking sob story, go whine to someone who cares "jayson" with all capitals.
You aren't McG, just for an example of another dumb name.
Just all around bad, don't even pirate this shite.
I have to write more, so I will write, the cover looks bad, but for 30K damn dun, get a dude with some shoop skills some artistic taste or something. Give me a few hundred and i'd bust out something better.
Make a better movie too, and not do the lame cast n crew praise then whine about "problems". It's like an athlete saying " I was hurt, so that wasn't a great performance, but wait will next season".
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