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"Rizzoli & Isles" See One, Do One, Teach One (TV Episode 2010) Poster

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Maura Isles: I'm not seeing him.

Jane Rizzoli: Yet.

Maura Isles: Somebody should. Don't you think?

Jane Rizzoli: Yap.

Maura Isles: Should we draw straws?

Jane Rizzoli: Couldn't we just show him our tits and let him decide?

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Jane Rizzoli: Why are you so interested in Hoyt?

Special Agent Gabriel Dean: That's need to know.

Jane Rizzoli: Seriously? You fed guys actually say that?

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Detective Jane Rizzoli: [to Maura as she answers the door in the middle of the night] Why do you always look like you're about to do a photoshoot?

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Detective Jane Rizzoli: Did you ever like the same guy as your best friend?

Dr. Maura Isles: No.

Detective Jane Rizzoli: Did you ever have a best friend?

Dr. Maura Isles: No.

Detective Jane Rizzoli: You'd tell me if you were a cyborg, right?

Dr. Maura Isles: [thinking] No, I don't think I would.

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Jane Rizzoli: [suddenly seeing something on Maura's kitchen floor] God, what is that?

Maura Isles: Shhh. You'll scare him.

Jane Rizzoli: He's alive?

Maura Isles: His name is Bass. Geochelone sulcata. African spurred tortoise. I've had him since he was like this big. Partial to British strawberries.

[She crouches down, offering the large tortoise a fresh berry]

Jane Rizzoli: Bass? What, after an old boyfriend?

Maura Isles: William M. Bass. The forensic anthropologist who founded the famous body farm.

Jane Rizzoli: Right, yeah, that, that Bass.

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Special Agent Gabriel Dean: Uh, did you eat dinner?

Jane Rizzoli: I can't remember.

Special Agent Gabriel Dean: Well, are you hungry? For food?

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[first lines]

Jane Rizzoli: [making a basket against Frankie] Oh! Finally!

Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: You're still down by ten.

Jane Rizzoli: I will beat you someday.

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[last lines]

Jane Rizzoli: [jokingly, to Maura] These are my going out clothes.

[to Joe Friday]

Jane Rizzoli: Come on! Keep going, go on.

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Maura Isles: Wikipedia is frequently incorrect. Very little of what they write is rigorously peer-reviewed.

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