Maura Isles: I'm not seeing him.
Jane Rizzoli: Yet.
Maura Isles: Somebody should. Don't you think?
Jane Rizzoli: Yap.
Maura Isles: Should we draw straws?
Jane Rizzoli: Couldn't we just show him our tits and let him decide?
Jane Rizzoli: Why are you so interested in Hoyt?
Special Agent Gabriel Dean: That's need to know.
Jane Rizzoli: Seriously? You fed guys actually say that?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: [to Maura as she answers the door in the middle of the night] Why do you always look like you're about to do a photoshoot?
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Did you ever like the same guy as your best friend?
Dr. Maura Isles: No.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: Did you ever have a best friend?
Dr. Maura Isles: No.
Detective Jane Rizzoli: You'd tell me if you were a cyborg, right?
Dr. Maura Isles: [thinking] No, I don't think I would.
Jane Rizzoli: [suddenly seeing something on Maura's kitchen floor] God, what is that?
Maura Isles: Shhh. You'll scare him.
Jane Rizzoli: He's alive?
Maura Isles: His name is Bass. Geochelone sulcata. African spurred tortoise. I've had him since he was like this big. Partial to British strawberries.
[She crouches down, offering the large tortoise a fresh berry]
Jane Rizzoli: Bass? What, after an old boyfriend?
Maura Isles: William M. Bass. The forensic anthropologist who founded the famous body farm.
Jane Rizzoli: Right, yeah, that, that Bass.
Special Agent Gabriel Dean: Uh, did you eat dinner?
Jane Rizzoli: I can't remember.
Special Agent Gabriel Dean: Well, are you hungry? For food?
Jane Rizzoli: [making a basket against Frankie] Oh! Finally!
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: You're still down by ten.
Jane Rizzoli: I will beat you someday.
Jane Rizzoli: [jokingly, to Maura] These are my going out clothes.
[to Joe Friday]
Jane Rizzoli: Come on! Keep going, go on.
Maura Isles: Wikipedia is frequently incorrect. Very little of what they write is rigorously peer-reviewed.
Angela Rizzoli: Here
[hands over an ice bag]
Angela Rizzoli: It won't be attractive if your nose swells up. You may never know who you might run into
Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Ma!
Angela Rizzoli: What?
Jane Rizzoli: 'Cause I meet so many great guys at work. Too bad they're all dead