Hattie (2011 TV Movie)

Ruth Jones: Hattie Jacques

Quotes 

• [Hattie meets John Schofield for the first time when he drives up in a red E-Type Jaguar sports car] 

  John Schofield : Are you all right here, or do you need to sit in the back like the Queen?

  Hattie Jacques : [coyly]  I'd need six months' notice to squeeze my behind in there.

• [after a blazing row, John, who is Hattie's driver as well as her lover, has just ended the relationship and stormed out of the hotel. Hattie phones the location where she is due on set to start filming] 

  Hattie Jacques : [tearfully]  Do you think you could send a car. My driver seems to have... gone.

• [during filming of Carry on Cabby] 

  Gerald Thomas : Let's go again. Close up on the bust.

  Hattie Jacques : Hers or mine?