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"Wizards of Waverly Place" Captain Jim Bob Sherwood (TV Episode 2010) Poster

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[first lines]

Justin Russo: Guys! Guys, is the mail here yet?

Theresa Russo: Ah, Justin. You have been so anxious about the mail all week, honey. It's just a dollar twenty-five rebate on maple syrup. Give him two fifty to get him to stop talking about it, Jerry.

Jerry Russo: I don't carry that kind of cash! How 'bout half a banana?

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Jerry Russo: [to Alex and Justin] It looks like you're both winners.

Theresa Russo: Jerry, I don't think you understand; now they have to work together.

Jerry Russo: Oh my gosh, we're all losers!

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Jerry Russo: Look, before you guys start working together, I want to make one thing perfectly clear: Do not come to your mother and me with your problems.

Theresa Russo: That's right. It's not that we don't care; it's just that this seems like a regular brother and sister kind of problem, not 'there's a black hole in the Sub Station sucking in the universe' kind of problem.

Alex Russo: When are you gonna let that go?

Theresa Russo: When someone finds my storage box, full of my Christmas sweaters.

Alex Russo: I don't think the black hole got rid of those.

Jerry Russo: No, it was the black hole.

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Justin Russo: There are no evil queens in Jim Bob's world.

Alex Russo: There's always an evil queen. Sometimes she's the head cheerleader; sometimes she's the fairytale stepmother; sometimes she's your sister.

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[last lines]

Alex Russo: Oh, look, a review for the comic book.

Justin Russo: Ooh.

Alex Russo: [reads] "In the new issue of 'Captain Jim Bob Sherwood's Adventures'"...

Justin Russo: Oh-ho.

Alex Russo: -"the baton has been passed on to a new artistic team."

Justin Russo: That's us!

Alex Russo: "Sherwood is sucked into an alternate frontier that's riddled with crime and food he's never encountered before."

Justin Russo: Hunh.

Alex Russo: "He rescues Jessica Moon and returns to Farmtown with an intergalactic recipe for fajitas."

Justin Russo: Fajitas.

Alex Russo: "The Russo sisters, Alex and Justine, have taken over the reins with flair."

Justin Russo: What! Did you say Justine!

Alex Russo: Wow! Sometimes I don't have to do anything, and I still win.

Justin Russo: I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to the reviewer.

Alex Russo: Yeah, good luck with that, sis.

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