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"True Blood" If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'? (TV Episode 2011) Poster

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Sookie Stackhouse: You just killed my Faerie-Godmother!

Eric Northman: Sorry.

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Tara Thornton: It's been a while since I've been attacked by a vampire, and guess what, it still sucks.

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Sookie Stackhouse: I am not your fuckin' dinner!

[punches Eric]

Eric Northman: You broke my nose!

Sookie Stackhouse: You're a vampire. You'll heal in five minutes.

Eric Northman: I know I'm a vampire, Snookie.

Sookie Stackhouse: It's SOOKIE!

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Lafayette Reynolds: Eric Northman is a thousand years old. Ain't no police can touch him.

Holly Cleary: He tried to kill Marnie.

Lafayette Reynolds: Well, thank God he didn't. The best thing we can do is forget this ever happened.

Marnie Stonebrook: But it did happen! He attacked us. Unprovoked. He came in here uninvited, and he demanded that we stop gathering, stop practicing our religion!

Roy: Last time I checked, there was still freedom of religion in America.

Casey: Yeah, what does he think this is, Nazi Germany?

Beverleen: He did look kind of Aryan.

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Pam De Beaufort: Sookie, I believe Bill set Eric up, and sent him into that coven in Shreveport knowing it was a trap. It wouldn't be the first time he tried to get rid of Eric.

Sookie Stackhouse: Yeah, because Eric tasted me.

Eric Northman: [Perks up] I did?

Sookie Stackhouse: Yeah. Against my will, so, technically, you fang-raped me.

Eric Northman: Oh. Sorry.

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Eric Northman: What are you?

Sookie Stackhouse: I am really sick of being asked that question is what I am.

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Portia Bellefleur: There are about three guys in this whole town that I ever considered dating. And I did. I dated all three of 'em. One turned out to be gay, one is a secret racist, and the other one is seriously underwhelming in the sack.

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Pam De Beaufort: I'll give you 24 hours to deliver that witch to me. And if you don't, I will personally eat, fuck, and kill all three of you.

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