Tara Thornton: It's been a while since I've been attacked by a vampire, and guess what, it still sucks.
Sookie Stackhouse: I am not your fuckin' dinner!
Eric Northman: You broke my nose!
Sookie Stackhouse: You're a vampire. You'll heal in five minutes.
Eric Northman: I know I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie Stackhouse: It's SOOKIE!
Lafayette Reynolds: Eric Northman is a thousand years old. Ain't no police can touch him.
Holly Cleary: He tried to kill Marnie.
Lafayette Reynolds: Well, thank God he didn't. The best thing we can do is forget this ever happened.
Marnie Stonebrook: But it did happen! He attacked us. Unprovoked. He came in here uninvited, and he demanded that we stop gathering, stop practicing our religion!
Roy: Last time I checked, there was still freedom of religion in America.
Casey: Yeah, what does he think this is, Nazi Germany?
Beverleen: He did look kind of Aryan.
Pam De Beaufort: Sookie, I believe Bill set Eric up, and sent him into that coven in Shreveport knowing it was a trap. It wouldn't be the first time he tried to get rid of Eric.
Sookie Stackhouse: Yeah, because Eric tasted me.
Eric Northman: [Perks up] I did?
Sookie Stackhouse: Yeah. Against my will, so, technically, you fang-raped me.
Eric Northman: Oh. Sorry.
Eric Northman: What are you?
Sookie Stackhouse: I am really sick of being asked that question is what I am.
Portia Bellefleur: There are about three guys in this whole town that I ever considered dating. And I did. I dated all three of 'em. One turned out to be gay, one is a secret racist, and the other one is seriously underwhelming in the sack.