Alcide Herveaux: What if our hearts can't be trusted and it's our brains we should be listening to?
Bill Compton: I liked you better when you were brain damaged.
Sookie Stackhouse: I can't stand this anymore; it's like being ripped in half. No matter what I do somebody gets hurt.
Bill Compton: Sookie I just want you to be happy and if being happy and if being with Eric is what makes you happy, then you have my blessing.
Eric Northman: See, it's OK Sookie, Bill's fine with it. Bill had his chance; he blew it. He lied to you.
Sookie Stackhouse: ...to protect me, and I lied to him to protect you and you've lied to both of us so many time, we can't count. What a mess.
Nan Flanagan: How about your little fairy waitress. Oh come on, the mind reading, the microwave fingers. You didn't think I knew what she was? There are at least a couple of thousand vampires that would do almost anything to get a taste of her blood.
Eric Northman: She smells fantastic, but it's hardly worth dying for.
Nan Flanagan: I saw the way you both looked at her, hungry puppy dogs slobbering over the same juicy bone.
Bill Compton: [Stakes Nan] We are not fucking puppy dogs.
Eric Northman: What a bitch.